Rules & Rhetoric

There isn't enough time in the world to do one thing right. Ambition is a disease that preys on the waking. Fall asleep reciting all the things you didn't do. That's pillow talk.

August 18, 2014 at 6:58pm

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Reblogged from yoisthisracist

Anonymous said: There are Americans who think a black teenager reached for a cop's gun, from 35 feet away, but demand further proof for global warming.

yoisthisracist:

Those people are called racists, actually.

August 14, 2014 at 8:01am

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Mid life crisis.

Mid life crisis.

August 13, 2014 at 9:17pm

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Five days later, my coworkers remember my birthday.

Five days later, my coworkers remember my birthday.

August 7, 2014 at 10:35pm

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Sometimes Art is Ugly

Fall in love. Have a heart attack. Wasting time on fools, never love you back. I’m trying to be a poet. I’m trying to do rap. Wasting time on art that never loves you back. Back woods. Hood rats. Deals close. Cash stacks. Big city. No tax. High rise. New ass. Down low, but she moves fast. Riding down low with the roof back. Keep it down low, it’s the new escape! He said the girl was down though, but that was date rape.

I get it. You got it. No need to control it. But money comes and goes like death throws. I know. I know. And no, I can’t control it. No, you can’t control it. I bought it. Motherfuckers stole it, because I said “you can see it, you don’t need to hold it.”

The fading pharaoh blood is going to make me famous. We get rich, you blame us. We get hitched, you tempt us. We got stitches from when you cut us. Just us? Never had it. Never will. You sleepers fussing, cussing, screaming at us. I feel you.

I reeled you in. Made you my next of kin. We doubled down on original sin. We win. They lose. All I really needed was three cold brews and a shot. I get rowdy and a bougie black girl calls the cops. They show up. We square off. I get popped. Stop.

August 5, 2014 at 4:29pm

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Kids got a cast made of cardboard and duct tape.

Kids got a cast made of cardboard and duct tape.

July 28, 2014 at 4:59pm

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Best view all day.

Best view all day.

July 22, 2014 at 9:57pm

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Giant drunk Jenga.

Giant drunk Jenga.

5:24pm

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A thousand market research firms just went out of business.

A thousand market research firms just went out of business.

July 14, 2014 at 10:10pm

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My old portable iPhone charger from 2.5 years ago and my new one from today.

My old portable iPhone charger from 2.5 years ago and my new one from today.

June 30, 2014 at 11:13am

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Meet The K-Goal, A FitBit For Your Vagina →

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