Rules & Rhetoric

There isn't enough time in the world to do one thing right. Ambition is a disease that preys on the waking. Fall asleep reciting all the things you didn't do. That's pillow talk.

July 28, 2014 at 4:59pm

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Best view all day.

Best view all day.

July 22, 2014 at 9:57pm

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Giant drunk Jenga.

Giant drunk Jenga.

5:24pm

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A thousand market research firms just went out of business.

A thousand market research firms just went out of business.

July 14, 2014 at 10:10pm

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My old portable iPhone charger from 2.5 years ago and my new one from today.

My old portable iPhone charger from 2.5 years ago and my new one from today.

June 30, 2014 at 11:13am

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Meet The K-Goal, A FitBit For Your Vagina →

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June 27, 2014 at 6:35pm

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Nerds and wine.

Nerds and wine.

June 23, 2014 at 8:09am

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June 20, 2014 at 10:46am

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It is my feeling that Time ripens all things; with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.

— Francois Rabelais

June 19, 2014 at 9:02am

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For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or the present are certain to miss the future.

— John F. Kennedy

June 2, 2014 at 11:33am

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Do a mitzvah, get a bottle of tequila. Rules to live by.

Do a mitzvah, get a bottle of tequila. Rules to live by.