Rules & Rhetoric

There isn't enough time in the world to do one thing right. Ambition is a disease that preys on the waking. Fall asleep reciting all the things you didn't do. That's pillow talk.

April 14, 2014 at 2:48pm

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My tombstone shall read …

"Great in a crisis. Utterly useless in all other scenarios."

April 11, 2014 at 7:45am

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@trimet app has no elegant fail for transactions, but I was informed by email that I’d bought 7 tickets in the space of 120 seconds.

@trimet app has no elegant fail for transactions, but I was informed by email that I’d bought 7 tickets in the space of 120 seconds.

April 8, 2014 at 9:10am

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Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time,’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.

— Lao Tzu

March 28, 2014 at 10:00am

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"The Only Living Boy in New York" is probably the most overt display of bromance I've ever heard. →

March 27, 2014 at 9:58am

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I’m writing a screenplay where Bruce Willis goes undercover as a nun to flush out a Papal crime syndicate. It’s called “Old Habits Die Hard.”

March 24, 2014 at 7:01pm

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Evening walk. Just me and the #forgottenchild. Put a price tag on that. (at Orenco Gardens Neighborhood)

Evening walk. Just me and the #forgottenchild. Put a price tag on that. (at Orenco Gardens Neighborhood)

March 18, 2014 at 9:52am

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Musing Number #17

What does enough feel like? What does it look like? Taste like? I have never once experienced the sensation.

March 12, 2014 at 11:40am

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Got a perks package in the mail from Klout today. I’m pretty much a social media douchebag.

Got a perks package in the mail from Klout today. I’m pretty much a social media douchebag.

March 11, 2014 at 10:24pm

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

— Blaise Pascal

3:53pm

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Aye, man. How old is this damn plane?

Aye, man. How old is this damn plane?